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fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

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thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

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fashion-runways:

VERA WANG Fall Bridal Collection 2013

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reasons to play skyrim:

uesp:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

Yes shove all the potatoes into pockets

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flopryn:

hiddleston-cumberbabe:

overlordrae:

jaimejimmyjamesjamieson:

For the wife.

I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.

Holy shit

How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them

LOOK AT THEM

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420, via dwarvenkin)

catsbeaversandducks:

Having some “me time” is very important in order to keep you relaxed and confident in yourself.

Photos via Photogenic Felines

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BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

Appearance:

  • I am 5’4 or shorter.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo. 
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had/I need braces/retainer.
  • I wear glasses/contacts
  • I’d get plastic surgery (to fix my heavy eyelids when I’m older)
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have piercings in places besides my ears.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hands to something.
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I was born with a learning disability
  • I currently have a serious disease. 
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan. 
  • I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Spain.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Italy.
  • I’ve been to France.
  • I’ve been to London. 

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city. 
  • I’ve seen a shooting star. 
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship. 
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date. (or more than one)
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Sexuality:

  • I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
  • I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
  • I am a cuddler. 
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve had sex outdoors.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

  • I’ve consumed alcohol.
  • I’ve smoked a cigarette. 
  • I regularly drink.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. 
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

(Source: bangbangpoppop, via catelynstarrk)

art-of-swords:

Ebony Axe

  • Dated: 19th century
  • Place of Origin: India
  • Medium: steel, silver, ebony, brass
  • Measurements: overall length: 26.5 inches (680mm)

The haft is made of black ebony with an almost horn like appearance, brass collars, a brass top pommel, and brass securing knob with scrolling collar to hold the blade. The blade is decorated with silver koftgari in the form of scrolling flowers and foliage. It is particularly contrasting on a dark steel background.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Akaal Arms

(via holyshitdragonage)

rasluka17:

Patience Is Bliss by gummi-chemist

jeffreeeyte:

San Francisco landmarks, 2014

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